{"id":185,"date":"2009-07-01T14:21:46","date_gmt":"2009-07-01T22:21:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/?p=185"},"modified":"2010-05-05T12:03:20","modified_gmt":"2010-05-05T20:03:20","slug":"and-no-i-will-not-tell-anyone-how-long-this-text-took-to-write","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/?p=185","title":{"rendered":"And no, I will not tell anyone how long this text took to write"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I should try to write in English every once in a while. Because I need to practice, because my U.S. friends ask me if it isn&#8217;t about time and, ultimately, because a dear, old friend looked me sternly in the eye the other day and told me to get on with it.<\/p>\n<p>And so I did.<\/p>\n<p>Or, rather, I tried. I tried writing a very short and simple text about our visit to the U.S. Embassy in English, only to end up with a few half-finished, poorly phrased sentences and a level of frustration that took two beers and half a bag of pistacchio nuts to get rid of. I ended up writing the damn thing in Swedish just to get it out of my head.<\/p>\n<p>It shouldn&#8217;t be this difficult. I do small talk, I tell jokes, I argue with my husband (and win!) in English &#8211; writing should be easy, but it&#8217;s not. I can&#8217;t find the words and expressions, grammar is impossible and everything sounds&#8230;I don&#8217;t know&#8230;slightly off. Most of all, words and finished texts, no matter how short or insignificant, belong to me in an entirely different way when I use Swedish. They are closer to my heart, that&#8217;s the best way I can describe it, at least while using English.<\/p>\n<p>So this whole switching-language-experiment, I don&#8217;t know, in a way I would like to just forget about it. But my dear old friend is a very persistent woman and smart too and I can feel her giving me one of her stern looks all the way from Uppsala, so fine, I&#8217;ll give it a try. Every fifth text or so will be in English from now on. Maybe every seventh to begin with. And every once in a while, \u00a0if I can come up with a good enough excuse, I will be allowed exceptions.<\/p>\n<p>Here we go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I should try to write in English every once in a while. Because I need to practice, because my U.S. friends ask me if it isn&#8217;t about time and, ultimately, because a dear, old friend looked me sternly in the eye the other day and told me to get on with it. And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[26,24],"class_list":["post-185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-inenglish","tag-korkat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=185"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1417,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions\/1417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}