Jag s\u00f6rjer min sons h\u00e5r idag.<\/p>\n
Vi gick till fris\u00f6ren och en extremt muskul\u00f6s man med stora tatueringar och stark fransk accent tittade p\u00e5 Max l\u00e5nga h\u00e5r och sa:<\/p>\n
"I l\u00f6v \u00b4is air. Beautiful. I will not cut it short. Nonono, not short."<\/p>\n
Det k\u00e4ndes tryggt, tyckte jag. Ingen stubbfrisyr skulle komma f\u00f6rbi denne franske fris\u00f6rs h\u00e4nder, Max skulle f\u00e5 ha kvar sina lockar, de skulle bara bli lite mer v\u00e4lansade.<\/p>\n
Sedan f\u00f6rsvann Max med fris\u00f6ren och jag f\u00f6rsj\u00f6nk i min bok.<\/p>\n
Fyrtio minuter senare tittade jag upp fr\u00e5n boken och skrek f\u00f6rtvivlat: "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY SON\u00b4S HAIR, YOU FREAKIN\u00b4CLOUSEAU??!!!"<\/p>\n
Nej, det gjorde jag naturligtvis inte. Ist\u00e4llet rufsade jag om i Max h\u00e5r – de ynkliga h\u00e5rstr\u00e5n som Clouseau hade haft v\u00e4nligheten att l\u00e4mna kvar – och sa "vad snygg du blev, Max. J\u00e4ttefin." Sedan log jag v\u00e4nligt mot fris\u00f6ren och gick ut genom d\u00f6rren, undrandes vad i hela fridens namn som h\u00e4nde h\u00e4r. Jag f\u00f6rst\u00e5r det fortfarande inte. Jag bara s\u00f6rjer hans h\u00e5r.<\/p>\n
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Jag s\u00f6rjer min sons h\u00e5r idag. Vi gick till fris\u00f6ren och en extremt muskul\u00f6s man med stora tatueringar och stark fransk accent tittade p\u00e5 Max l\u00e5nga h\u00e5r och sa: "I l\u00f6v \u00b4is air. Beautiful. I will not cut it short. Nonono, not short." Det k\u00e4ndes tryggt, tyckte jag. Ingen stubbfrisyr skulle komma f\u00f6rbi denne franske […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}