P\u00e5 fredag \u00e4r det morsdagskalas i Max klass. Dagen till \u00e4ra har alla barn intervjuat sina mammor, st\u00e4llt fr\u00e5gor om favoritf\u00e4rg och godaste maten och roligaste hobbyn och s\u00e5nt. Samt vad man jobbar med. Denna intervju, tillsammans med ett foto p\u00e5 mamman och barnet, s\u00e4tts sedan upp p\u00e5 en v\u00e4gg i klassrummet och s\u00e5 kan alla andra mammor och alla pappor med f\u00f6r den delen, g\u00e5 runt och l\u00e4sa alla intervjuer och f\u00e5 reda p\u00e5 litet mer om varandra.<\/p>\n
”Mamma, what is your job?”fr\u00e5gade allts\u00e5 Max h\u00e4romkv\u00e4llen, helt i enlighet med den interjvumall han f\u00f6ljde.<\/p>\n
”What is my job?” upprepade jag.<\/p>\n
”Yeah, what\u00b4s your job?” upprepade Max.<\/p>\n
”Well,” sa jag. ”Vi hoppar \u00f6ver den fr\u00e5gan s\u00e5 l\u00e4nge. Ta den sist.” Varp\u00e5 jag drabbades av en sm\u00e4rre existensiell kris, svarade p\u00e5 alla fr\u00e5gor utom just denna och gick in i sovrummet f\u00f6r att beklaga mig f\u00f6r min man.<\/p>\n
”Administrator, that\u00b4s my job. I don\u00b4t want to be an administrator, I\u00b4m not an administrator!”<\/p>\n
”What\u00b4s wrong with being an administrator?” fr\u00e5gade han.<\/p>\n
”Nothing, absolutely nothing, it\u00b4s a fine job. I just don\u00b4t want to think of myself as an administrator. I\u00b4m not an administrator damn it!”<\/p>\n
”Say Academic”, f\u00f6reslog han.<\/p>\n
”That\u00b4s pathetic,” sa jag. ”That sounds like a person who desperatly tries to hold on to her failed academic carrier.”<\/p>\n
”Oh,” sa han. ”Say you\u00b4re a writer then. That\u00b4s what you\u00b4re aiming for.”<\/p>\n
”No no no, that\u00b4s a lie. I can\u00b4t lie to my own child about my job. That\u00b4s even more pathetic.”<\/p>\n
”Ok then. Administrator it is.”<\/p>\n
”Mamma, what is<\/em> your job? ropade Max ot\u00e5ligt fr\u00e5n k\u00f6ket.<\/p>\n ”Well, it\u00b4s kind of hard to explain,” b\u00f6rjade jag, icke-administrat\u00f6ren. ”I read a lot of papers. Talk to people. Write stuff.”<\/p>\n ”Ok, so your job is to write?”<\/p>\n Hmmm.<\/p>\n ”Ja, sa jag. ”Skriv det. Mommy\u00b4s job is to write. There you go.”<\/p>\n ”What do you write?”<\/p>\n ”Det beh\u00f6ver du inte ber\u00e4tta”, sa jag, ”det blir s\u00e5 l\u00e5ngt. Kom nu s\u00e5 g\u00e5r vi och borstar t\u00e4nderna.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" P\u00e5 fredag \u00e4r det morsdagskalas i Max klass. Dagen till \u00e4ra har alla barn intervjuat sina mammor, st\u00e4llt fr\u00e5gor om favoritf\u00e4rg och godaste maten och roligaste hobbyn och s\u00e5nt. Samt vad man jobbar med. Denna intervju, tillsammans med ett foto p\u00e5 mamman och barnet, s\u00e4tts sedan upp p\u00e5 en v\u00e4gg i klassrummet och s\u00e5 kan […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,17,16],"class_list":["post-206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-barn","tag-jobb","tag-skrivande"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=206"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1344,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions\/1344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}