{"id":216,"date":"2009-04-15T05:24:31","date_gmt":"2009-04-15T13:24:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/?p=216"},"modified":"2010-04-27T08:25:56","modified_gmt":"2010-04-27T16:25:56","slug":"plus-minus-noll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/?p=216","title":{"rendered":"Plus minus noll"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dagen b\u00f6rjade inte s\u00e5 bra. Kom till skolan med barnen och m\u00f6ttes av glada klasskompisar b\u00e4randes p\u00e5 burkar med skalbaggar.<\/p>\n<p>PANIK!<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;Max, skalbaggarna, vi gl\u00f6mde skalbaggarna p\u00e5 k\u00f6ksbordet!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jag hem, hittade inga skalbaggar, ringde Jeff, anklagade honom f\u00f6r att ha placerat skalbaggsburken p\u00e5 n\u00e5t fullst\u00e4ndigt korkat, ogenomt\u00e4nkt st\u00e4lle. Han f\u00f6rstod ingenting. Hittade burken i hallen.<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e5 v\u00e4g ut genom d\u00f6rren kastade jag ett \u00f6ga p\u00e5 kalendern. S\u00e5g &#8221;Snacks&#8221; p\u00e5 dagens datum. Helvete. Skalbaggar och snacks p\u00e5 samma dag. Iv\u00e4g till Ralphs, rafsade \u00e5t mig mellanm\u00e5l, iv\u00e4g till skolan d\u00e4r jag l\u00e4mpade av allting just n\u00e4r Max skulle till att f\u00e5 l\u00e5na en skalbagge av en klasskompis eftersom han inte hade n\u00e5gra egna. Jag hann.<\/p>\n<p>Satte mig i bilen och andades. T\u00e4nkte att vissa m\u00e4nniskor inte borde f\u00e5 ha barn. I alla fall inte mer \u00e4n ett.<\/p>\n<p>Men ikv\u00e4ll s\u00e5g jag till att koka k\u00f6tt och imorgon ska jag sv\u00e4nga ihop k\u00f6ttsoppa med klimp till mina barn efter skolan. Det kan jag v\u00e4l f\u00e5 n\u00e5gra po\u00e4ng f\u00f6r?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dagen b\u00f6rjade inte s\u00e5 bra. Kom till skolan med barnen och m\u00f6ttes av glada klasskompisar b\u00e4randes p\u00e5 burkar med skalbaggar. PANIK! &#8221;Max, skalbaggarna, vi gl\u00f6mde skalbaggarna p\u00e5 k\u00f6ksbordet!!&#8221; Jag hem, hittade inga skalbaggar, ringde Jeff, anklagade honom f\u00f6r att ha placerat skalbaggsburken p\u00e5 n\u00e5t fullst\u00e4ndigt korkat, ogenomt\u00e4nkt st\u00e4lle. Han f\u00f6rstod ingenting. Hittade burken i hallen. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-barn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=216"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1374,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216\/revisions\/1374"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}