Han: "Hello."<\/p>\n
Jag (litet \u00f6verraskad eftersom jag v\u00e4ntade mig en kvinnlig r\u00f6st): "Hello, I would like to talk to Anna."<\/p>\n
Han: "I don\u00b4t know anybody by that name."<\/p>\n
Jag: "Oh, I apologize, I must have gotten the wrong number. Can I just check with you, is this…(jag b\u00f6rjar r\u00e4kna upp telefonnumret)?<\/p>\n
Han (avbryter mig, dryg s\u00e5 in i h-vete):"Listen, I don\u00b4t know, I mean, how many people really know their own cell phone number?"<\/p>\n
Jag (\u00f6verraskad igen, den h\u00e4r g\u00e5ngen av att folk kan vara s\u00e5 j-a dryga och otrevliga):"Actually, quite a few I would guess."<\/p>\n
Han (fortfarande dryg): "Well, I don\u00b4t, I change phone numbers all the time. And…"<\/p>\n
Jag (avbryter med min b\u00e4sta Jim Carrey imitation): "Ok then. Bye bye then."<\/p>\n
…<\/p>\n
Jag kan ta s\u00e5na m\u00e4nniskor, det kan jag – n\u00e5got har jag l\u00e4rt mig under de h\u00e4r fyra \u00e5ren i L.A. Men egentligen \u00e4r jag en f\u00f6rf\u00e4rligt sn\u00e4ll* m\u00e4nniska (Eva, visst \u00e4r jag??) och jag blir alltid lite olycklig n\u00e4r folk \u00e4r otrevliga utan anledning och jag blir otrevlig tillbaka. Det f\u00e5r mig att vilja flytta till en v\u00e4nligare plats, en plats d\u00e4r folk i allm\u00e4nhet \u00e4r sn\u00e4lla mot varandra.<\/p>\n
*En g\u00e5ng, i ett annat liv, var jag p\u00e5 en anst\u00e4llningsintervju f\u00f6r ett FN-jobb. Jag ombads att beskriva mig sj\u00e4lv. Fick totalt hj\u00e4rnsl\u00e4pp. Svarade att jag \u00e4r sn\u00e4ll. N\u00e5got annat d\u00f6k inte upp i min annars s\u00e5 v\u00e4l f\u00f6rberedda hj\u00e4rna. Fick inte jobbet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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