{"id":239,"date":"2009-02-05T05:24:31","date_gmt":"2009-02-05T13:24:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/?p=239"},"modified":"2009-12-30T20:32:26","modified_gmt":"2009-12-31T04:32:26","slug":"cosy-morning-talk-between-husband-and-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/?p=239","title":{"rendered":"Cosy morning talk between husband and wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Her: &#8221;I have to say, you\u00b4re doing a great job in your effort to work yourself to death before the age of 45. Way to go there, tiger (she doesn\u00b4t usually call her husband &#8221;tiger.&#8221; Honestly, she doesn\u00b4t. It just sounded good then and there).&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Him (in a tired voice, because he\u00b4s barely awake): &#8221;Uuuh. What?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Her: &#8221;You never exercise, you\u00b4ve been coming home from work at 2 o`clock at night* for the past two months, you eat out a lot, you like beer and let\u00b4s be honest, the food and beer part kinda shows. Oh, and you`re turning 40 next year. You\u00b4re the one with the Ph.D here, you do the math (ok, well, technically she has a Ph.D too, but that\u00b4s besides the point because she sure as hell isn\u00b4t putting it to use in any way whatsoever).&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Him: &#8221;Oh. Hm. Yeah. I\u00b4ll go and check on the kids.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Her: I\u00b4ll give you two years at the most. Three maybe. Goodmorning, darling.<\/p>\n<p>*To be fair, he always comes home for a few hours around 5-6 to hang with the kids or to make dinner. Rumour has it that\u00b4s why they\u00b4re still married.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Her: &#8221;I have to say, you\u00b4re doing a great job in your effort to work yourself to death before the age of 45. Way to go there, tiger (she doesn\u00b4t usually call her husband &#8221;tiger.&#8221; Honestly, she doesn\u00b4t. It just sounded good then and there).&#8221; Him (in a tired voice, because he\u00b4s barely awake): &#8221;Uuuh. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18],"class_list":["post-239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-vardag"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=239"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":908,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions\/908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}