-Mamma, mamma, it's raining outside! We can't go to school!<\/p>\n
– Det \u00e4r klart ni kan g\u00e5 till skolan, de st\u00e4nger v\u00e4l inte f\u00f6r lite regn. Ni f\u00e5r ta p\u00e5 er regnjackor och st\u00f6vlar bara. Var \u00e4r regnjackorna f\u00f6rresten?<\/p>\n
– Oh no, my field trip will be cancelled! And we're not allowed gummist\u00f6vlar at school.<\/p>\n
– Jag hittar inte mina st\u00f6vlar, mamma. Vad ska jag ha f\u00f6r skor idag?<\/p>\n
– Mamma, my boots are to small. My feet hurt. I hate these boots.<\/p>\n
– Men var i fridens namn \u00e4r ungarnas regnjackor? Och var \u00e4r min<\/em> jacka? S\u00e4g inte att vi l\u00e4mnade alltihop i Sverige i somras.<\/p>\n – Mamma, I can only find one boot.<\/p>\n – I don't want a rainjacket anyway, I want an umbrella. Mamma, where is my umbrella?<\/p>\n – Den gick ju s\u00f6nder n\u00e4r ni lekte med den, du och Telly, har du gl\u00f6mt det? Vi har inga fler. Jo, ett har vi, men det ligger p\u00e5 jobbet.<\/p>\n – Mamma, I don't want to get wet. I wanna stay home! I hate rain!<\/p>\n – I want my own umbrella. With spiderman on it. And I want my rainboots.<\/p>\n – Jag hittar inte dina gummist\u00f6vlar, vi m\u00e5ste ha gl\u00f6mt dem hos farmor och farfar. Ni f\u00e5r hoppa \u00f6ver p\u00f6larna.<\/p>\n – Come on guys, we're late, let's go!<\/p>\n – Men spelar roll om vi \u00e4r sena, alla \u00e4r sena idag, det regnar. VAR I HELA HELVETET \u00c4R REGNJACKORNA???<\/p>\n …<\/p>\n Ni vet hur norrl\u00e4nningar gillar att fnysa lite f\u00f6raktfullt \u00f6ver kaoset som uppst\u00e5r n\u00e4r den f\u00f6rsta sn\u00f6n faller s\u00f6der om G\u00e4vle. Jag vet, f\u00f6r jag har gjort det sj\u00e4lv: "Hur kan de vara s\u00e5 of\u00f6rberedda, hur kan de inte ha utrustning, hur kan de vara s\u00e5 f\u00f6rv\u00e5nade \u00f6ver att det sn\u00f6ar? Det kan ju inte komma som en \u00f6verraskning att det faktiskt faller sn\u00f6 p\u00e5 vintern." Ungef\u00e4r s\u00e5.<\/p>\n Efter den h\u00e4r morgonen kommer jag aldrig n\u00e5gonsin att kommentera sn\u00f6kaos i s\u00f6dra Sverige igen. Efter den h\u00e4r morgonen kommer den h\u00e4r norrl\u00e4nningen bara att nicka medlidande n\u00e4r sn\u00f6n faller i drivor \u00f6ver Stockholm, n\u00e4r str\u00f6mmen f\u00f6rsvinner, traktorerna inte r\u00e4cker till och bilarna halkar i diket. Hon kommer att nicka medlidande och hon kommer att t\u00e4nka tyst f\u00f6r sig sj\u00e4lv: "I hear you brothers and sisters, I hear you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" -Mamma, mamma, it's raining outside! We can't go to school! – Det \u00e4r klart ni kan g\u00e5 till skolan, de st\u00e4nger v\u00e4l inte f\u00f6r lite regn. Ni f\u00e5r ta p\u00e5 er regnjackor och st\u00f6vlar bara. Var \u00e4r regnjackorna f\u00f6rresten? – Oh no, my field trip will be cancelled! And we're not allowed gummist\u00f6vlar at school. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inglandstrom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}